Get your mind out of the gutter, not that kind … a quickie post and two of those ridiculous vehicles! So …
- Am baking my ass off – not complaining … sighing heavily, but not complaining.
- Ok, here’s my read on the reality tv finales: Pussycat Doll should win Dancing With Stars, hands down. The skater dude is good, but he’s already won a gold medal at Olympics. Spread the love, judges. That woman can dance. American Idol – I think Lee and Crystal should tie – a first for the show – why do you think they did that duet? If that doesn’t happen, and one wins over the other, it will have no effect on my world as I know it.
- Big news on MSN.com: “Last Two Hummers Roll Off the Line” – if I was not so damn tired, I would make this R-rated; all I have to say about it is … ho-hum, who gives, not me!
- A nice woman came to measure my windows this afternoon. The windows are enormous and located on the second floor. Where there is no landing. I was up to my eyeballs in dough, literally. Cooper was doing his best rabid dog imitation, and her tape measure was … bendy. Bendy? What? The windows are 8 feet tall and you brought a bendy tape measure? As my rolls go flat, I have to dig around the house, flinging dough hither and yon, to find a NORMAL tape measure. I paid $50 to have my windows measured. I think I need a refund. On further thought, I think I need a drink. Make that a double. Gin and tonic, two limes, please and make it snappy.