Pecker Power: It’s Hip to be Square

Get silly with me here. I learned about a recession-friendly game on my recent road trip and would be a selfish twit if I didn’t share. Chicken Shit Bingo will set you back two bucks.  Wholesome family fun … 

Chicken Shit Bingo 

  • Take the cushions off the sofa and dig for change.  Once you have found $2 in coin, you are good to go.
  • Get in the car and drive to Austin after church on Sunday.
  • Park at Ginny’s Little Longhorn Saloon, 5434 Burnet Road.
  • You have officially arrived in Funkytown. Bubbas, bikers and everything in between are welcome. A live band plays each hour. If you must bust a move, consult this book:

Groovin' on a Sunday afternoon

  • You may notice a big screened pen sitting on a pool table. Wow, the pen has a floor full of numbered squares.  Pay $2 for a square.  Ginny will bring out her chicken after the squares are covered with feed.

Ginny's chicken has a powerful pecker

  • Chicken is put in pen where it begins to peck. That would be a chicken thang.
  • People scream at chicken; word of choice would be “SHIT” .  Afterall, there is money involved here.
  • Chicken eventually evacuates on a square. BINGO!  Winner, Winner, No Chicken Dinner but if your square has been sullied, you win $200. Do not be upset if you don’t win at first; the chicken reappears each time the band takes a break.

BINGO! Winner, Winner, Chicken .... shit

A little CSB on a Sunday afternoon, nowhere but Texas. Just sayin’… 

Later. 

*photos courtesy of Double A*

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22 thoughts on “Pecker Power: It’s Hip to be Square

  1. Oh, that is TOO FUNNY, Izzie! I know that folks want to Keep Austin Wierd, but I’m not sure this was part of the plan. I catching up with your posts after being away and I am not disappointed.

  2. They actually do fundraisers up here with cows – Cow Pattie Bingo…

    Wendy

    • Wendy – we’re all over cow patties here as well. Maybe you can start a little CSB biz outside the bookstore … if you have cows there, you’re bound to have a chicken or two. 🙂

  3. Can’t wait to go to Ginny’s, soak up some Austin weirdness in my bones, bust out a dance move and scream “SHIT”…no place like Austin. What are you doing under the bed darling? Luvu most!

  4. That’s awesome! I am totally going to recommend we do that here on the farm. 🙂 It will give me something to do and entertain everyone else.

  5. I’ve heard of CSB, but around here they call it Chicken Drop Bingo. What a bunch of sissys we are.

  6. Wow, I thought living in Alabama was redneck living at it’s best. Guess I’m wrong!!

    • Walker – yes, Alabama is way redneck (I was born in Tuscaloosa so I know). But you must mosey on over here to see REDNECK. Roll Tide and Hook’em Horns … thanks for stopping by and do come again 🙂

  7. “I was born in Tuscaloosa”

    What an awesome thing to be able to say! Hahaha!

  8. Now that is an odd game. Maybe I’ll check it out next time we visit the fam in Texas.

  9. That has to be the funniest thing I ever heard!

  10. Hilarious. Another reason to visit Austin.

  11. Oh, Funnyside, CSB is only the tip of the iceberg!

  12. That sounds like entirely too much fun!

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