How I Quit My Job in Three Easy Steps

It’s elementary. When self-immolation is preferable to going to work, something’s gotta give.  Let me think here … oh yeah, my right arm was accidently engulfed in fire when I was seven. Still wearing the evidence. Didn’t feel good then and not a hot look now (no pun intended). So, my choice became crystal clear a week ago today. Here’s how I did it:

  1. Say “I quit.”
  2. Go on a road trip with a bunch of fun friends for at least a week.
  3. Post sign below until further notice:

Pretty much sums it up

As I am nowhere near independently wealthy, the hunt for new cash flow is on.  But first, I need a nap. The thought of hunting anything at this moment makes me sleepy. <Big Yawn>


27 thoughts on “How I Quit My Job in Three Easy Steps

  1. You’re very brave, I salute you.

  2. Jealous. Good for you!

  3. You’re my hero. Maybe you should buy a lottery ticket. Then you’ll win big and never have to work again. That’s my plan.

  4. Change is good! Go for it girl! πŸ™‚

    • Like that supportive spirit! Thank you πŸ™‚ Uhhhhh . MEG! Is it really YOU? I’m headed to your blog right this instant, sister! Have MISSED your funny self. Woo Hoo.

  5. You crazy woman you! Good luck!

  6. Thank you, Idiot, I need all the luck I can get πŸ™‚

  7. Sometimes we think we quit, but other times the job has already quit on us, or we have already quit the job, but our minds hasn’t… Good for you! Off to your new, exciting, and better adventure! Whether it’s a new job, a new career, a new way of… The possibilities–

  8. Enjoy your new bit of space… And start learning to juggle, or something, the Circus will be FUN!

  9. Already have a boatload of virtual tightrope walking experience … hope they are hiring.

  10. My husband has been on fire and he assure’s me that it is his least favorite thing. For now, I prefer my job to being engulfed in flames, but I feel the day coming. Hope I have the guts to say “I quit” when that day arrives.
    Good for you!

  11. Cool, imagine all the books you can read now!!!!

  12. Good for you! Life is too short to be miserable 40+ hours a week. Have you ever thought about stand-up? πŸ˜€

    • Well, Bitten, it was just part-time, it was ok, I just don’t have psychic abilities which are required. Who knew? Ha! I can still stand up – do they pay you for that? Hahahaha – the real stuff scares me more than being stuck in a room full of passive-aggressive people. Always choose self-immolation over that! PU

  13. I want to be independently wealthy.

  14. self immolation….ouch!

  15. come visit me for a couple of days!!

    • I might just take you up on that, Missy! Just need to find some $$$$ under a rock, first. Why don’t you and S come here for some Chicken Shit Bingo? Tempting, I know…..xoxoxoxo

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