Cooking up a stew of totally unrelated information. I gotta be me.
Thank God for funny emails. Can’t get enough laughter, especially at this time of year. Don’t you dare slam me if you have PC issues – I didn’t make this one up. Sharing:
“Three men married wives from different countries. The first man married a woman from China. He told her she was to do the dishes and clean the house. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to a clean house with dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Italy. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning and cooking. He saw no results the first day. He saw it was better the second day. By the third day, the house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a woman from Texas. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn’t see anything. The second day he didn’t see anything. By the third day, some of the swelling had gone down, he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.” (compliments of KK)
Now that I want them, I can’t seem to find any of the others that made me laugh. But I will … maybe.
Got a card from my dear Austin Ann the other day. She so “gets” me. And it’s nice to be gotten – non? Written by the Mincing Mockingbird, the front of it said:
“That’s a crazy idea.
It doesn’t make sense.”
“You’ll do it?”
“Of course,” I replied.”
And that’s the way we roll ….