Hi, My Name is Izzie and I am lame.

She IS lamo. I know, I have to live with her.

 Not really lame but relying on email jokes for posts is so … so … well, better than nothing I suppose. It’s just too crazy around here to have a good think. Overstimulated and underwhelmed. But marching forward, I share the latest Very Important Info I have received:

“According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers until they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical depiction of Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be female.

We should have known … ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.” *compliments of the Grand Poobah, NOT Sarah Palin*

Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho ….

Later.

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17 thoughts on “Hi, My Name is Izzie and I am lame.

  1. You’re not lame…you’re just busy!

    Hugs,
    Wendy

  2. Cute! Have a happy Holidays ya Hoarder!! 🙂

  3. LMAO, izzie, so my Rudi’s a girl eh? Who would have thought!

  4. Hah ha…pretty darn funny!

  5. I found you from Jillsy Girl. I love your site. I’m going to poke around a little bit, but don’t worry I’ll put everything back where I found it!!

  6. You poke all you want, Kate! Any friend of Jillsy’s is a friend of mine!

  7. Of course they are! We should have known that. Once again history takes women down a notch! Kidding…. not really.

    Not getting to posts isn’t really lame, it’s just a reflection of commitments and priorities and the madness of this time of year – I’ve been doing the same, so this is MY rationalization, feel free to co-opt it.

  8. Cute! I’ll have to pass that one along to my daughter!

  9. This one is going to stay with me for a while. Good post and thanks for the holiday cheer!

  10. MERRY CHRISTMAS Izzie and all your loyal fans, looking for to a brilliant,exciting , fantastic New Year…or else.

  11. Lol, i agree with writerwoman61, just busy! 😉

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