Nuts, We Are All Nuts

The other day my friend told me that everyone … and I mean everyone … is nuts. If that isn’t a given, I don’t know what is. The most important point here is – be very careful and picky about who you choose as your bowl mates. There are many varieties of nuts. Discernment is a very important tool. So is a garbage can. While on the topic of nuts …..

  • Why, in the name of God, would you write/record a breakup song about a POS who dumped you and call it, “Someone Like You“? I love Adele, I think the melody of the song is the best; what I don’t get it is … if your Significant Other treated you horribly, why would you want someone like that? Haters … don’t need an explanation, this is just an observation. Why not a song that says, “Someone Who Is Nothing Like You In Any Way At All Because You Are The Worst Person Ever“?
  • Don’t ever change!” If you went to high school and had a yearbook, I’ll bet you that’s written somewhere inside. It was just a phrase. Unfortunately, there are people who chose to believe this and haven’t. Changed. Deliver me.
  • My mother is studying the last book of the Bible, Revelations, written by the Apostle John. Last week, she told her Bible Study group that she believed John was taking LSD when he wrote it because Revelations is incomprehensible. She may be onto something but I don’t think they had LSD back then … maybe some mushrooms ….. maybe she’s on LSD.

Must go plan intervention. Or not.

Later.

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16 thoughts on “Nuts, We Are All Nuts

  1. Hahaha I love the bowl line.

  2. I never understood when people wrote that in my yearbook. I get that they thought I was nice, but still…everyone changes.

  3. I don’t know if everyone is nuts, but half the population has below average intelligence, and there’s nothing we can do about it.

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  4. Lol. Funny…
    On another note, don’t ever change. 😉

  5. I’ve wondered the same thing about “Someone Like You!”

  6. Bravo to your mom!

  7. Hi Izzie. You won two awards. Come over whenever you get some time to read. I know you are busy. Congrats! 🙂

  8. Hey ft – your site is so glam, girl – I’ll be over soon to read and thank you, in advance, for your kindnesses x iz

  9. I like the Someone Like You song, but I didn’t quite understand the principle. Maybe she likes dirtbags.

    What my mom got out of her bible study group is: if you get a tattoo, you’re going to hell. No God’s infinate love, no treat other’s as I have treated you, no kingdom of heaven. If you get a tattoo, you’re going to hell. End of story.

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