Have been over the river and through the woods. No wonder my mind works like a pinball machine – ideas bounce all over the place. Really? Really!
Love strong coffee with artery-clogging cream, good men(hard to find fo sho), funny people, peonies, sweet tea, family, laughing hard, reading, creating, Italy, my daughters, good surprises, Henry VIII, and my rescue dog. And dancing all night. And a good French 75, Moscow Mules and Mexican beer. And Scotland. And french fries.
Can curse in five languages. Believed in therapy until my therapist told me I should be a therapist (WHAT?!?)
Wrote for magazines for many years, taught yoga (Tex-Mex) for many more. Am curious by nature and love red licorice. Love music and love to dance anywhere – except church. Prefer to wear dresses, jeans or workout clothes. Fabulosity is a total bore.
Am deathly allergic to: passive-aggressive people, unsolicited bitchery, adult temper tantrums, offices, too much tequila, and country-western dancing. Add scrambled eggs, the word “deserve”, entitlement, mean girls and closed minds. And I will like you better if you use your library voice. No screeching allowed in this universe. Not my kind of crazy? You will not be in my lifeboat. Just the facts.
I believe in the power of $5 bills and love. Oh, and releasing at least 10% of friends into the universe and off my space once a year. So, sue me.
“Don’t put your happiness in someone else’s pocket.” Probably not a good idea to put anything in someone else’s pocket.