Hi, My Name is Izzie and I am lame.

She IS lamo. I know, I have to live with her.

 Not really lame but relying on email jokes for posts is so … so … well, better than nothing I suppose. It’s just too crazy around here to have a good think. Overstimulated and underwhelmed. But marching forward, I share the latest Very Important Info I have received:

“According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers until they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical depiction of Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be female.

We should have known … ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.” *compliments of the Grand Poobah, NOT Sarah Palin*

Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho ….

Later.

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